Chihuahuaschnitzel is a niche player in most markets, and doesn’t have the marketing budget to sponsor events like Wienerschnitzel does.

Peppers are terrible and horrible and I should probably check if I have some sort of allergy since pepper jack cheese makes me physically ill.

The only good thing was having your pick of the seats. Wanna move to the shaded side? Welp. the bad part of that was that it was like being in the world’s saddest ghost town.

The Bears have all the pieces in place, and as long as Russell does fine under center, this team is going to destroy every team not named TCU in its path.

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

My mom and stepdad were hanging out with some friends whom I never met. Came home at curfew and smiled as they introduced us.

So that’s the key to getting result with an assault case on a campus. Be male!

I’m glad people let your teenager order off the kids’ menu (because really, why not, some teens and adults just don’t eat much, regardless of if they have other situations going on). And, you’ve got a good philosophy there; your son isn’t going to pitch a fit, and you’ve worked out how to have good family outings that…

So, Seth, when a team gets turned around, there has to be blatant infractions at play? Sure, BU might be doing some of the little things nearly every other college does, i.e. helping students pass, making extra calls to recruits, etc ., who knows. But consider this. Typically, a program’s mistakes center around either…

Yeah that must be tough, and in those cases you have to make sure the kid is fed and going to survive. I think in relation to “Behind Closed Ovens” if you made a restaurant aware of this at some point early in the dining experience they would bend over backwards to help you out and make sure your child is content. I…

My Dad lives in Vegas. The last time I visited, we all went to the slots:
-My aunt won $20,000
-My dad went to the buffet
-I put $5 in a slot machine, and the machine broke.

If your kid wants the impossible (e.g. grilled chicken without grill marks), tell the server what your child wants, and when the server asks, “Do you mean x,” where x is something that looks like what your child wants, say, “No, not x,” while frantically nodding/giving thumbs-up/winking at the server over the child’s…

The breakfast sammich maker is a fucking revelation. For someone like me, who is:

The breakfast sammich maker is a fucking revelation. For someone like me, who is:

I don’t have any mango or mint in the house, either, and don’t much feel like going to get it (I could, it’s only 8:00 here). But! This settles the evening’s question for me, which was: “Vodka or bourbon?”

The whiskey’s still good, though. Down the hatch!

Jesus tapdancing Christ... How do you manage living on that island? Everything is trying to kill you AND waffles “aren’t a thing”?

So, who wants lunch? My treat.

Yet another danger of ordering off of secret menus.

These photographs are very Kate Chopin, The Awakening.

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