Where else are you going to have a first date when you meet on “Tinder”?

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.

Wait, is that... Steve Holt?

I can’t wait for Cuban vs Cuban Shark Tank.

Can’t possibly be worse than the Hot Dog crusted pizza Pizza Hut has been hawking for the last month, right? Right?

Don’t do brownface ever at all is actually a good tenet by which to live one’s life

It’s sad the level of vitriol this has accumulated.

Because they assume I want to ban everything even slightly dangerous.

They were “swarming”? You do realize that you’re taking about human kids, not insects or animals, right?

Think I’ll just post this right here (btw, these guys look like they have way too much fun)

Oh my god I can’t stop laughing at this comment

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

Don’t trust him! He totally exploited that serial killer preying on the homeless to appear compassionate in his quest for the statehouse! Also, he cut funding to the schools! Randy had to live in that group home and Dookie ended up addicted to drugs!

This isn’t very nice but whatever.

I know, couldn’t those radio play writers had made things easier for us, by appropriately dropping clues through the story so we could solve along at home, and get the answer as the story reveals it in the very special, two-hour live finale.

“This fall” and “next spring” are not “premiere dates.”

I used to think these people were possibly blowing situations out of proportion, as it seems to happen so frequently with no change in attitudes, training or legislation. Then, I became a carer for a severely disabled boy. Today, at a soft play *that has a really good track record with disabled children*, we were…

My son is pretty significantly disabled & we have found cruising to be the easiest form of travel for him. Our last cruise, we were stopped in the terminal and asked to have him get out of his wheelchair so they could do a search. I was annoyed by it but took it as an opportunity to educate the morons who seem to…