hah! i don't understand how people think that denying someone a future of their abusive behavior is a threat.

"If you think that's a bit much for you, skip ahead to Jesse Layton's story, which is a little gross, but at least it doesn't involve any ballsacks. Consider yourself warned."

The best part was that when my mom came to get me after I got fired (I was 16 — I couldn't drive myself yet!) she wanted to stop by the mall on the way home. There was a fancy new store that sold tapes and CDs (! — hey, this was 1986!) opening up, and they were setting up the store. In a fit of bravado I asked if they…

There was one! My friends sign said "Baylor's offense has more weapons than the Branch Davidians"

Sopapilla Cheesecake.

"I regret that I have but one chicken to eat for my country."

Sriracha doesn't even taste like anything. It just tastes like spice. Sriracha is the worst of all hot sauce and hot sauce-adjacent products.

I can sort of explain that as someone who spent a whole summer proofreading and verifying mystery shopper reports, which was a nightmare as you can imagine. The forms are created by corporate or franchise managers usually and submitted to a 3rd party that deals with the shoppers. Corporate often has very specific…

ARE THESE GRATUITIES? OMG I LOVE THOSE. OM NOM NOM, PRICE BE DAMNED.

really? that's cool to know. i wonder what happened when my boss realized it was a lie. her poor luck then to pick my ticket window for the half hour i was giving someone a lunch break because the whole rest of my shift was the guest service window.

recipe... i don't know this recipe thing you speak of.

Good for him! If you're going to buy something like the Endless Pasta Pass, you might as well enjoy the hell out of it.

Correction, Kara, we're about to elect an ENTIRE STATE BALLOT of whackadoos. I mourn for my great state.

We try Kara, God knows we blue Texans try - but damn gerrymandering makes it nearly impossible, even if we have the numbers.

Celebrity Edition!

Not pictured: TCU blowing a 21 point lead in the 4th quarter

Breaking;

As a special needs parent, thanks for this. Although I've been lucky (or totally oblivious), because my son is 15 and has moderate to severe autism. I can only recall 2-3 times we've gotten snide comments or dirty looks over the years, and I take him out with me everywhere.