For the record, I’m a 47 year old male. I was in Michaels (the craft store) the other day and behind the counter was a 20something with a nose ring and short blue hair, a dude with the ear plugs and an eyebrow piercing, and a teen girl with half her hair purple.

I want to make a joke about the bid going to the country promising to kill the highest amount of people, but man. Fuck the Qatari government for pushing this shit, and fuck FIFA even harder for not being like, “Hrm, yeah, this is a bad idea.”