The only time I've ever ran out of petrol, the light didn't come on.

Some Aussie hip hop for anybody who might be interested.

Listen to a few, but the Filmdrunk Frotcast is one I listen to every week.

It's raining in Australia, I wouldn't bother.

O AN HE APOPLEXY

I left this in #tips as well, but everybody needs to see this.

I've had a blackout for 24 hours already, and it's supposed to last for another 10 - 12 hours.

I assume there will be a State of Origin open thread tonight?

People down here say the same thing about cricket. It depresses me so much.

I feel your pain, I once had a gay bloke look at my junk in the shower too.

Been looking forward to this for quite a while, even pre ordered it off the net.

I'm just saying boo, to you.

it's odd to see the head of a billion-dollar business publicly demanding that a woman be put on a leash

is a highly invasive Asian

Can I interest you in a Bloody Semen then?

It's Good Friday down here, just past noon and I have two cases of beer in the fridge and no intentions of leaving the house.

Thanks for the welcome, and I must admit it feels good to be back.

The Parramatta Eels have a bloke playing in the centres, who wears number four. His last name is Loko.

I regards to the boys in the basement, it was my understanding a truck driver picked up a man who was walking along the highway wearing a dog collar and handcuffs.

You people are on some tmz shit today!