Well at least I'll be fully awake as I spend my days wallowing in self pity and my own filth.

Anybody else get fired today?

Coming soon: Hickey.

He's a pretty burley bloke, he probably could've fought the shark off.

It's <> with an i inside to start it, and <> with /i inside to close.

I can't remember who, but I was reading a Wikipedia page about two or three years ago and it said they were a fan of Deadspin, I clicked the link and have been wasting my time here ever since.

It's a boring read.

I don't know how much more latitude those in charge around here will give us in relation to pun threads.

Nothing beats the phloem of puns in these threads.

Please do.

Dick poems could be the new hobo tales.

I don't know, the dick poems seem to have taken off.

This one’s about my pubic hair

I’d like to meet a stoner girl,

You people want a joke about a dick?

You don't see something wrong with poisoning trees that are 130 years old?

He obviously arbors some ill will towards them.

Really it's only a couple of trees, in my opinion this is mulch ado about nothing.

I know, a yellow ribbon is much classier.

He's also doing it with out Brandon Roy.