He's actually going to be the first player signed to the new expansion team, the Kansas Koalas, and will double as the mascot.

I feel queasy about this but Tony's my friend

After being sued they needed to do something.

It's Thursday here, they aren't back.

Look, if you don't enjoy a good, thick yeasty spread on your toast each morning, then I don't know what's wrong with you.

It's a sad, sad day down here as well.

I too would like a running commentary.

Music DUAN

Could it be that there's just not much happening in the sports world at the moment?

One who walks?

Spend the night in a box car, it'll all be over quicker than you can imagine.

I'll be making another announcement on the site. One which really sucks. Boo

Snyder just got Agawam and wigwam confused and feared there was somebody else trying to insult Native Americans on a large scale.

First game of our local footy season, it's always a rivalry game, and running onto the field makes 10 weeks of beach sprints, road runs and suicide runs all worth it.

How much opium do you have?

I go the other way on V-day and just let them off with a good beating.

and also pray that Joel Monaghan stays away.

Sevens is ok, but the complete version is so much better.

If they're playing a full strength South African side, finishing within 20 points would be an achievement.