His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

You are high. Do you remember when the MKIV Jetta came out? It was the car, along with the New Beetle, that saved VW in the US. The design was fresh, simple, clean and modern. The interior design and materials set a new bar for a small car. Many competitors tried to copy, and frankly I miss the days when car…

Welcome to Jalopnik, Mr. Pence.

My issue is the guys who attend the Nascar race probably have jacked up c10s with hockey puck body lifts and bumper and light heights that are also illegal, for being too high, and yet the cops don’t pull them over and tow their shit boxes for the same unsafe modifications

If I remember correctly, a break in is something like:

There’s a lot written here and not much being said other than a weirdly hostile “stick to weighty sports issues but sports nonetheless” message.

Does it have to be this cerebral? Information has become much more accessible, while we’ve barely gotten any smarter. Can’t it be as simple as ‘Because LeBron is more recognizable than your average lawmaker’?

That’s great and all but what’s powering your average Lambo kit car looks a lot more like this

They drafted women in the 60's???

I’m speaking of Trump obviously.... I don’t hear Clinton making fun of disabled veterans and POWs

Trump isn’t fit to hold their hands for comfort. It takes a special kind of scum for a draft dodger to attack veterans with PTSD.

This is like the start to an awesome movie where Biden goes on a murder rampage of the entire Trump family.

Joe Biden is the fucking man.

Did you just pull an “All Lives Matter?”

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

But you can write some shitty words and call it a comment.

Thank god.

I sometimes worry that I’ll write these nerdy things, and literally zero people will care.

Now I know at least one will!

HOORAY! NERD STUFF! Jalopnik needs more nerd stuff. Just FYI David, ACAC and LCAC aren’t explained, I have no idea what those acronyms mean, Air Cooled Air Charge? Liquid Cooled Air Charge?

Doesn’t look like a lot protecting those oil lines under the car from debris, bottoming out, etc.