austintatious512
Austintatious512
austintatious512

6.706e+8 mph for speed of light compared to 767 mph for speed of sound. Close enough isn’t really a good way to put it.

So they have a 100% catch rate when someone radios a car in?

Never take a slice of pizza, too obvious. Everyone knows you’re supposed to take things like wings or pepperoni rolls.

You really think that COTA will have an issue booking an event in Austin, with a massive crowd on hand, at a race with international coverage?

Nah, urine shouldn’t normally contain DNA. He’s just collecting it for his refreshing nightly drink. Either that or he’s pouring it all over his sister in a Trump family music video later.

Siri: What is the statute of limitations for.. 

I hate being that guy.

So smart, so enlightening. Thank you.

The man was a true fan. I’ve always loved some of his bikes.

A few people. A friend had a 98 Integra gs-r that was fun as hell with just a few upgrades on board. Another guy had a type r converted rsx type s. I wouldn’t call him a car guy, more a rich kid with nice parents, but one person had 2 e46 m3's. Not sure what kind of parents buys their kid a second one after crashing

Chevrolet seems to have just about abandoned Europe. Besides, you don’t want a Chevrolet. If you do go get an Opel.

Just about anyone running the old 1.9 liter tdi.

These articles are what I love about Jalopnik. Great work, hope to see more of you!

kids and old people coughing into their sleeve because of hitting a dab of marijuana hash oil.

So by this logic Wayne Rooney’s affinity for hair plugs ended his career? Works for me, in reality it’s probably just that he’s shit. A bit like Joe Buck.

You never go full Ryan Lochte.

Either way, this thing is 15 years to old for me to be OJ in it, there’s probably other more glaring circumstances standing in my way than the model year I guess.

I love that this thing has 3 times the displacement as my 2.2 ecotec and makes 10 whole hp more.