You didn’t let Torch write this??

This GIF might be handy for you. I have no use for it.

You mentioned the game being in Waco, but it was actually in Houston. So they drove three hours to “drop by”.

I bet subconsciously it was a very pleasant distration to talk about something other than the incident with a terror suspect. Well done.

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

Alternatively, you can add NOS directly to the fuel system. Gas stations sell them in cans, typically in the refrigerated section to keep them fresh.

They have a dog, how bad could their life be?

Me, a rational person capable of using cruise control. I routinely get schedule synced with a BMW driving jabroni somewhere in my area who can’t stand to have someone in front of him or passing him, but still also can’t seem to use cruise or maintain a speed. There I am truckin along in the right lane like a sane…

Sounds like a dream commute for many of us, try going from 0 to 5 mph for about 1.5 hour.

I used to work at McLaren engines where this was built so I’ve seen this vehicle up close and know the guys that built it. This is definitely a relic of the F&F era which doesn’t do it any favors looks wise. However the work done on it is top notch. These guys were building all the Ford Racing vehicles as well as all…

K, Ivanka.

It was most probably done for cooling purpose first of all.

The term “effing idiot” should probably be reserved for the effing idiot who commented on an article without reading it and mocked people for not trying to pull a car with its front brakes locked up on a tow strap.

You didn’t read the article, did you?

It’s about a prominent race car driver, I’m willing to bet someone cares. I mean, even you read the story. Plus, what’s sensationalist about this? They simply reported a story.

I suppose it's similar to driving a mustang or a corvette then. One has connotations of no self control and tank slappers, the other of balding grey hair and impotence. Won't stop me from owning either but you know you're being judged by enthusiasts

I’ve never officially lived in Buffalo, but my mom is a South Buffalo native and as such, I’ve spent a lot of time in the city both as a kid and an adult, visiting aunts, uncles, and cousins.

Before a bunch of Buffalo jokes start rolling in, I’m going to tell you that this is a city on the verge of a renaissance...in…