The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

Yeah, and that is NOT cute. Squirrels in groups make it plain they’ll ask nicely one time. Then it’s swarm and mug time.

Since Fox is so enamored, I would argue that Aikman is more like Helen of Troy, the face that launched a thousand Skips.

Yep, I know these kids too. All they had in mind was to collect the best cylinder with the best intake and transfer ports, in order to build the longest tuned exhaust (usually the noisiest too), to obtain the highest-revving and narrowest powerband possible. “I have to change my rings” was a common excuse to avoid…

Don’t worry. Real men, and quite likely real women too, still make proper two strokes.

Are you sure she’s allergic to tacos? Maybe your sister has been using hardshells and she’s allergic to crunchy.

You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.

I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom.

By this logic Phil Simms should have been Old Yeller’d years ago. And yet...

I think my neighbors are throwing onions into chainsaws, lumberjack-show-style. That’s the only explanation I can come up with.

Can’t

Too soon.

God damn you

I kindly submit for your consideration...

I hate you

+15 at the end of the play

Conservatives: “This country is so PC no one can speak their mind!”

I think the only person who loves flags more than Brees is Brandon Browner.

Congrats Tony!