Oddly enough, no he would show up as Aquaman, with golden mullet.

Morning peasent.

I’ve always been impressed with Jeff Gordon’s driving abilities, and I am equally impressed with his common tater abilities. Great job, Jeff!

In the Australian Open, the balls roll back into the bunker counterclockwise.

Nonsense. They don’t have Twitter in Mattoon.

Jamrod

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

World record holder in the javelin catch.

That swamp is the #7 entertainment destination in Jacksonville.

I for one am very excited to see a full season of a completely unhinged Russell doing his best imitation of Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

Good for Golden State. I always figured they were one piece away from being a contender.

Well, it sure looks like Mitch McGary is finally going to get some playing time in Oklahoma City...

Like Evans said, he gave it his best shout.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

Quite relevant :

I couldn’t agree more. Nothing says I am comfortable with my genitalia like a worn Toyota Previa.

Just sayin’.

He wasn’t the best bear, but I’m kind of duty bound to vote for Item Bear.

It would take 37.04s to cross the bridge (including the 26s used for getting up to 250mph).