Show me on the doll where Ole Joe Biden hurt you.

I wonder how many dark cocks are in her @’s right now.

Tebow: batting as well as the religious right this year.

Queue the “he should be suspended for accepting money” crowd in 3....2....1....

Most everyone is already paying for the roads with vehicle registration, property taxes (local road’s or the mopac expansion), gasoline taxes, etc.

Really glad you mentioned them filing for bankruptcy to get out of the federal loan. The most ridiculous part is it seemed like their plan from day one. They never even tried to pay it back, in fact they filed for bankruptcy RIGHT as the first payment was due.

IS THAT MARK SANCHEZ’’S ENTRANCE MUSIC?

As a lions fan, i can confirm Abdul-quddus is a cool story, and most likely a cool guy, but we aren’t talking about the pistons (what’s up amir Johnson and khris middleton), if a lions cast off who doesn’t play DT is who you think of, you’re in deep shit.

Any time someone doesn’t give a fuck in a press conference, it’s a billion times better.

If I remember right, Drudge and his boyfriend live in florida.

If anyone needs an introduction to him, his book “Cannonball: world’s greatest outlaw race” is awesome.

With the traffic on my 40 minute commute, I’m lucky to get 8mpg right now.

Well you haven’t made every rookie qb who sits down with you sound like Payton manning with the ability to feel his extremities. Need more self-promotion to beat old chuckie.

Haha, it is incredible how much safer the contemporary car is. That Belair driver has to be dead right?

I’d select “swerve into traffic” over hitting almost everyone. with how safe cars are in collisions, it’s much more unlikely anyone would die. So basically I’d just have a list of specific people the car wouldn’t swerve for.

“which represents a collective of states where you may or may not be able to secure good barbecue in your breakfast tacos”

Good kinja.

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They should make Michelle secretary of state and Barack can be the UN Secretary general.

Yeah, it’s not like catholics in the British isles have any unwanted occupations to relate to.