Pretty sure I said I don’t usually feel sympathy for rich people getting in trouble. Not at all what you’ve amended it to...

I remember her coming off as REALLY shady during the whole Kurt beating her court case. I would never usually feel sympathy for a wealthy guy accused of doing something wrong, but she made it pretty easy.

If you can’t make important decisions about what touches white bread, you don’t love America enough.

I’m pretty sure you’re just playing the odds with your “Jimbob is from tennessee” joke. To be fair, the odds are in your favor.

I’ll only know that’s inevitable when the guy I’m playing in the work league picks him up off the waiver wire.

Julian Edelman just trolled you from the locker room.

“However, in certain organizations and certain jobs you give up that right of your freedom of speech temporary [sic] while you serve that job...”

Ahem... it’s pronounced “dumbass".

I’m waiting for very reputable people to contact Donald trump about this... my guess is the jaguars are covering for Ivory because he wasn’t born in the US.

Well there goes the Knicks chances of winning the 2009 NBA championship. Nobody survives a Diana investigation.

Pretty sure Adidas is loving the chance to get out of their sponsorship deal well before this case came up.

“It’s an opportunity small schools dream of.”

I think you’ve got a phenomenal first paragraph to your book right there.

Is that George zimmerman?

I’ll stand, hand on my heart for this post.

Nah they would secede from the NCAA.

I wonder how the Top Gear guys got permits? They obviously aren’t doing donuts in front of the Opera house, but they still speed and do other silly things.

Pretty sure Peters was gonna throw him at Santa.

Just wait for Ralph Nader’s book on him.

I like your moxie. Put that into a who dey chant and you’ve got a winner.