We cook our meals on the heat from your seat.

You’ve lowered the bar so far we decided all we need to do is attach go-pros to remote control cars and we’ll get more love from jalopnik than you get. Why bother doing more?

Welcome back Chris!

Now for the real challenge, find a picture of that!

Well I know what I’m blaming next time I lose in forza. “Fucking turbo failure made me run wide"

Maybe the Wallace’s had the misfortune of walking by the women’s bathroom.

I wonder how much therapy it took you to accept your love of citroens!

Ooh I’ve got a few good ones. But my favourite (because it dovetails into a few other loves in life I still have) is the one I’ll share.

Is it too soon to joke about this being an obama created false flag situation?

Is it already time for the timing belt to be replaced?

Yeah it’s a quantity vs. Quality equation, especially when it comes to employees at those places. Now some of those employees will take pride in their work even at 9 or 10 bucks an hour, but some wont. The issue is if they work at a time warner call center, the worst they can do is make you hang up and call back. When…

This game alone is enough to make me buy a playstation. Already saving up!

So I’ve got a great OH FUCK story, sadly it was probably ‘99 so pre-cell phone so no pictures.

It’s not a question of how many are done in that location. It’s how many have been done by the dude getting paid $8.25 an hour to hump hot ass oil filters off in the middle of summer.

Probably my favourite racing ferrari of all time. Just obnoxiously good.

And a shitty jalopnik commenter to boot. What kind of name is Mr Thunder lips anyways?

HAHAHAHAHA holy shit you’re one of his employees.

So a TV license isn’t a tax?

You’re great! It’s almost a window into the mind of that yelly egotist himself.