Take an online class while working full time. Problem solved...

This is one of my occasional forays into grossing you out so hold tight: I totally would. He is pure evil, an over-privileged little twat and elitist like his wife’s father-lover, but I still totally would. He’s a hot aging twink (twunk) who needs to be hate-fucked good.

Pulisic is the first US soccer player that actually makes me think we might win a World Cup in my lifetime

Crosby is a little shit that gets away with everything.

Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.

“They’re actually hitting harder than the Jets’ defense” stone cold assassination there man. I mean, it’s true but damn man.

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, being caught at a Jets game, or being caught at a Jets game.

never forget

Love that he got tired and just set it down. Is New York City that weird that no one would notice a guy carrying an 86 pound bucket of gold leaf?

I’M AN IDIOT.

This was already decided in a previous thread by someone else: Bud Light Lime-a-rita

I’m trying to think who Gronk would’ve voted for.

Younger Me would have been making plane reservations for the next one now.

Yeah, the brain can play tricks on you for sure. It does look oily at first, but if you look hard at all the white streaks on the legs you’ll see that it is just paint after a few seconds.

How long until a white nerd walking down the street with his Barret 50-cal replica computer is shot by a cop for zero reason?

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.