As with anyone who’s ever read a jezebel article, objectification is fine, as long as it is done about Jon Hamm’s hog in sweat pants or Jason Mamoa’s abs. Based on that logic, equitable objectification seems okay, but I’m taking my cues from a leading feminist blog, so what do I know.

I’m sorry. But don’t these women choose of their own free will to be employeed based on their attractiveness? Men like looking at women. Some women like being paid to be looked at. What is the problem here?

Sure, but it will be a 3 row crossover.

Quarks? Do you have to be a particle physicist to drive new cars?

My favorite Evo’s

Toronto, near the East Coast, eh?

OH! Jokes about the reliability of Alfa Romeo. SO original and funny! HAHAHA!

I don’t know. Pretty slippery slope here. Next thing you know women won’t do prison time OR receive lashings for getting raped.

A GT. Dominant genes and all that.

Well if I had money, tell you what I’d do, I’d not go to Doug’s and buy a Mercury for forty two.
You’d have to be crazy ‘bout that Mercury.
Lord, Doug’s crazy bout his Mercury.

Tow tested since 2015MY using SAE J2807 ratings.

What you said:

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

ew

I just assume this is the guy Fancy Kristen is married to.

Perform a single oil change on a Chiron.

• Buy 1,328 clunkers at $500 a pop off Craigslist, if you have the room.

Prediction: It won’t be close. Porsche will win. They’ve had “the nod” from Le Mans for years now. Japan, a nation of profoundly proud and/or embarrassed people, will be profoundly embarrassed. And I’ll be watching the real race: Corvette and Ford versus the Communist You-Row-Pee-Anns. Ford 2-for-2? Unlikely.