an entry for Tex-breakfast and no mention of Juan in a million? Shameful....

This. I bought 2005 accord v6. Went through three transmissions in SIX WEEEEEEKS. Then it was totaled in an apocalyptic hail storm.

Yup. This. I warm a little chunk in my hands and do a head-to-toe swipe after I shower. I let it sit while I shave and brush my teeth, then I dry. works better than any moisturizer I’ve ever used. I don’t get as much mileage between washes out of my towels though.

They may be on to something. The Melting Pot operates under a similar principle and people are willing to dump 1/4 their paycheck for it.

Funny story, my best friend and I had this exact pair of vehicles in college. I had a 1994 z32, he had the 1994 ‘vette. C4 was unquestionably faster (though the tables would have turned very quickly if mine had been a TT.) but with a little bump in tire width, the z32 was much better in just about every other way. It…

PRAISE THIS.

False. Alfas have always been slapped together indifferently.

a car built in 2005 didn’t come with ABS?!

He’s not a CEO of a huge corporation that gets huge tax breaks and outsources all of its labor, and he isn’t an elected public official, so I’m not sure how much I would care even if he was managing his money subversively. Shouldn’t the focus be more on investigating people who have a more direct effect on people’s…

you sound like you’ve never been caught.

This. That intersection SUCKS. People drive anywhere from 50-75 mph on that stretch of 2222, and its curvy. Almost impossible to gauge how fast traffic is approaching .

I died.

What basic maintenance requires you to pull the engine?

False. Going much slower has sounded much faster on many mid-’90s Honda accords.

Anywhere it doesn't rain.... Rain is a pretty shitty thing for him to complain about while he's standing like 10 miles from the site of a 5000 acre wildfire that destroyed 40 homes literally last week.

Turning 4500 rpm at 70 mph gets really old really fast.

Goatse

The optional silver leather is cool as freaking hell. I can't understand all the hate it gets.

Broken bones frequently take several hours to really start hurting.

I think the rescue workers in the story were responding to the alarm.