What you have to understand is that our Pumpkin Spice President doesn’t truly understand what the working definition of “nationalist” is. This is not to excuse him, but to remind you that he is an idiot.

Fox News is a media organization that exists largely to carry out large-scale news laundering on behalf of the Republican Party.

A giant meteor.

This is frightening. I know we like to point at CTE anytime a football player has these kinds of issues, but it sounds almost like he could be bipolar. I hope he gets the help he needs.

Hey buddy, Kluwe was a punter, don’t lump him in with the kickers!

Daniel Carlson of Minnesota Vikings cites lack of confidence for miss of game-winning field goal —ESPN.com

No one co-opts shit unless you let them.

If you showed me that video without any context, I would assume it involves a fan of the Jets, Giants, Bills, or all three.

Given the characters involved, I’d put at a 51% chance this happened, and a 49% chance this guy is delusional.

Because it’s not a big deal. It’s a song. Really dumb for them to post but this does not make them racist. Keep reaching though.

So, uh, is there a reason why you’re assuming that John SUNG is white?

That word has only one purpose, which is to degrade. If it cannot be used by everyone (shouldn’t by anyone, in my view), then it’s meaning hasn’t changed. You cannot co-opt a slur; it’s never benign.

Hot take (but also serious): Her response is more racist than the actual video.

It’s pretty stupid to sing this. It’s pretty stupid to record it and post it online. But as stupid as these kids were, I find it hard to believe that they’re malicious. I’ve never heard this song before, because I’ve crossed into Old Man territory, but these are, in fact, lyrics in the song. That doesn’t excuse it,…

Nichols, who writes these monologues herself,

And if you want to get really particular about it (especially in a bad faith way)....Natalie Portman was born in Israel, a country in Asia.

Portman was born in Asia (and holds dual citizenship).

I came here looking for this and honestly can’t believe it wasn’t in the main article.

IT’S MY MONEY, AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!

Holy fuck yes. I hadn’t thought of this one, but now that you mention it, that’s it. The absolute worst. In my head, I always change the lyrics to “I have a structured settlement but I need to get screwed,” which doesn’t really work rhythmically but it’s much more accurate.