I have a bidet, and it cleans much better than TP does. I actually feel dirty if I’m forced to take a dump at work or in a place that doesn’t have a bidet.

Nah. It’s no different from wingsuiting or surfing 80 ft waves or whatever. Participants know the risk and choose to play.

An autonomous system with its plethora of sensors will be much, much, much better at determining changes in velocity than any human could ever hope to be.

It’s reacting. Not predicting.

“You need to assume all the other drivers will make the dumbest decision possible.”

The Youabian Puma laughs at your Fiat.

They also dropped a preview on Twitter:

No shit! Lemme find that!

That could be a good, very tearjerking Pixar movie. 

The bicycle was the real victim.

“...the men were attempting to steal the victim’s cyclist...”

The look on Patrick George’s face knowing his Camaro crash has been knocked down a notch on the list of worst GM street car crashes at Belle Isle:

Hey Torch! Not sure you are aware, but you are featured PROMINENTLY in the CNBC commercials for Leno’s Garage! Almost fell off my couch. You look terrified...

In the video it looks like the covering material is actually like a screen door mesh. But it may also be possible to use it with a vented umbrella, provided the vent is big enough.

Life without parole for Mustang driver should be sufficient. Let the piece of shit rot in the darkest of holes.

Students no longer existing, probably not a good topic.

it’s like the first grader who brings a one inch plastic action figure blaster and the administrator sees it, shouts ZERO TOLERANCE in the kid’s face and expels them

A student who makes a real or implied threat, whether it is deemed credible or not, will face discipline.

This is one of those cases where no one actually believes it’s a threat, but everyone involved mumbles something along the lines of “better safe than sorry”, and claims it can be construed as a threat. Then they make a big deal about how they “had no choice” but to pretend this thing they knew wasn’t a threat was a…