austinbenji
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what if they used the extra resolution to implement an autostereoscopic screen that has 1080 effective resolution and doesn’t look like crap?

Ah, Millennium Edition. When we were promised XP, but instead got the worst elements of ‘98 blended with the instability of a fledgling OS. How this was ever released boggles the mind.

The sign about deaths on the road really kicks this image up a notch.

Apply! What’re they gonna say? ‘no’? Cool, that’s fine, same result as not askin’

4 unpowered outer wheels for steering, and a giant one in the middle to power it. Sounds terrible, I’ll take 2.

nah, that sounds way too reasonable. I want the stupidity of the convertible Murano, the safety of a motorcycle, and the design aesthetic of Morgan to be wrapped around me when I wrap it around a tree.

I’ll hold out for the Morgan 3-wheeler based SUV.

...but it’s used accurately, and only in the title. It’s not like he literally littered his literature with non-literal ‘literals’.

why did you do this.

4) come back and report that it is actually flat, thus fueling speculation for another generation.

Krombopulos, is that you?

Your ability to ignore the obvious may be why people honk at you frequently. If you see a jerk in the morning, you saw a jerk; if you see them all day, you’re the jerk.

Zero? that’s weak, apparently someone of my gender was able to score -int.max

When I was a kid, my mom taught me that stylists are brutally underpaid in strip mall cost cutter places, so tip $10 if you’re short on cash, $20 if you can afford it. If you can’t handle $10 on top of what the place charges, reconsider where you’re putting your money.

It’s the reboot of Fast and Furious starting at Tokyo Drift.

Is that the follow up to the early 2000s hit movie, The Droll and The Hilarious?

When I was a youngster, I mistook the butter tray at Benni Hanna’s for ice cream (the butter came in scoops and I was ~5).