austinbenji
AustinBenji
austinbenji

At 0:36 in the Mercedes video, engine is revving and they’re all laughing ....

That we are

Hey man, we’re all like made of stardust.

That’s nothing, Hyundai uses real stardust for their Stardust Gray Xcent.

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That gyrostart sounds great, too. It winds up before starting, so it really does sound like a mini helicopter.

some of the google’s suggest that the owner is none other than Jake Paul. So there you go.

Bonus points to the poster if these two cars are in the garage

All I read at first was “New Stratus is coming” and I’m like “really Dodge? is this what we need right now?”

The Google machine says that address is a $7M house - not some shack in a bad neighborhood.

With the oil. Please don’t forget the oil.

I’ve got some medals in my underpants that he can have.

Man, if I had abs like that and symmetrical nipples I’d go shirtless no matter what too.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

I particularly like the bit at the end where a worker goes out to fill the pothole, but they only block traffic from the far right lane, not the lane where the actual pothole is being filled.

Ran when launched into space.

For sale, Testa Roadster, second owner, 380 million miles, no low ballers, I know what I have.

Let us just get this out of the way, the sexuality of Mike Pence is not important. Who cares what his sexuality is? What is important is that he has a valid policy stance to hurt and endanger the lives of LGBTQ people regardless of how he feels satisfied behind closed doors. Mike Pence articles always turn into these

I do to, and thats why i like it.

I still have a hard time taking Joey seriously