Found the person that hasn’t been to a lawyer party. Let’s just say, in a profession known for alcohol abuse, they kick it up a notch or several in the parties.

Lawyers are actually pretty fun to party with...

At one point in history, workers shoveling coal in ship’s boilers had similar feelings.

Maybe, there’s no guarantee that anything is straight.

Which is the same split in anything in life where people either align with better ideas or with better self interests.

All us guys were teenagers once, we’ve all had a semi in the wild.

+1 for Euclidean geometry joke

I don’t blame Euclides. He was just confused by the geometry of NYC grid system.

You’re taking a lot of liberties in assessing what did and did not happen in this situation. I wonder if she actually did say this and not the perhaps bullshit that you assume she probably said. In my experience, teachers will often treat young students as if they are completely clueless to anything that their lesson…

That is still what is being taught in my nieces’ schools. I also see textbooks posted regularly with the same ish.

Ok.

I don’t know how to do gifs and emojis. But I’ll just type blank face and leave

*blank face*

A young fellow on the street corner wearing the entire Bengals catalog had imbibed more than a few lagers and felt it his duty to tell me that my car was designed by and for men who prefer the company of men.

The “OK” knocked me out. It has to be the the step child of “I said what I said” This child is COMPLETELY unbothered by his teacher. It’s fabulous. And I have been trying to find a way to articulate what my mood for 2018 is and this child found it for me.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

Best & worst depending on whether you value fun or comfort more. Sometimes it gets stuck too!

That was low.

I really don’t understance this at all.

I don’t think they’re going to be inclined to spend the money...

I guess Michigan should ramp up road repairs soon...