Nicknamed MOAB (short for “Mother of All Bombs”)

So far, about a decade and a half, and several thousand American servicemen.

One of my past racecars even fits Torch’s preferred method of eyeballing:

Note the plate on Orlove’s Baja.

This is how I am going to picture all the Jalop staff from now on. Those aren’t your cars, those are you guys.

No! Don’t ruin these!
They’re quietly cheap and great and I need one in purchase reserve at all times, for whenever or whatever kills my normo car.

There’s some monster in Austin that has a 1JZ with a massive turbo in one of these. He should get some sort of award.

I guess this is oakay.

Logs?! Man alive, that is just something I wood knot do!

You know, for all the laughing we do about the franchise (and evolution of the franchise) F&F is Jalopnik.

In Briarbart’s defense, if you looked like this how could you NOT believe you were a member of a superior race?

I have to wonder why FCA didn’t just put a roll cage and proper harness in this from the factory. I mean they are making it standard with 1-seat and it’s obviously a dedicated drag car so why half ass it?

And no wagon and/or diesel version? Why are you even reporting on this? Does it even come in brown?

Thats barely enough to merge on my daily commute.

It needs to turn.

All I could think about was the basic rule that you should never get out of your car on a hot track like the guys in the red car did. I’m torn — that was not your average impact.

I really wanted them to succeed, but man they are really finding out how hard it is to make a car company from scratch.

What makes it all the more egregious is that they KNOW they’re lying to gullible rubes. Koch Industries isn’t stupid. They just quietly move their own industries further inland and quietly future-proof themselves while continuing to tell Cletus and Bubba that nothing is going on and all those uppity scientists are…

OK, let’s just say for a minute that they’re right (OMFG, they’re not). All of the things that would combat CO2 emissions WOULD BE EXTREMELY GREAT for the planet and all of the people that live here.

I feel so bad for the kids that live in parts of the country (and it’s a lot) that won’t be protected from this type of information as it filters down from adults that they trust to be right.