One of my past racecars even fits Torch’s preferred method of eyeballing:

Note the plate on Orlove’s Baja.

This is how I am going to picture all the Jalop staff from now on. Those aren’t your cars, those are you guys.

No! Don’t ruin these!
They’re quietly cheap and great and I need one in purchase reserve at all times, for whenever or whatever kills my normo car.

There’s some monster in Austin that has a 1JZ with a massive turbo in one of these. He should get some sort of award.

I guess this is oakay.

Logs?! Man alive, that is just something I wood knot do!

You know, for all the laughing we do about the franchise (and evolution of the franchise) F&F is Jalopnik.

I have to wonder why FCA didn’t just put a roll cage and proper harness in this from the factory. I mean they are making it standard with 1-seat and it’s obviously a dedicated drag car so why half ass it?

And no wagon and/or diesel version? Why are you even reporting on this? Does it even come in brown?

Thats barely enough to merge on my daily commute.

It needs to turn.

All I could think about was the basic rule that you should never get out of your car on a hot track like the guys in the red car did. I’m torn — that was not your average impact.

I really wanted them to succeed, but man they are really finding out how hard it is to make a car company from scratch.

“At Farmers, we’ve seen everything.”

Shut the fuck up with this “dude probably should have read the fine print” stuff. This story is about you.

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

Am I the only one who is a bit scared for the general public because of idiots who buy these cars and can’t control them properly?

At this point its like whatever too me. They teased us for too long. I would have rather had an all new Challanger than this. This is the equivalent of an old guy thinking he’s cool because he lost weight and got a leather jacket and some shades.

so I’m at the self-checkout register at safeway. I’m pretty damned good at this so I’m never more than a couple of minutes from start-to-finish. I’m packing up my groceries (like 5-6 items?) and I feel this presence at my shoulder. it’s some 85yo granny trying to take over the register. so I look up at her and…