“At Farmers, we’ve seen everything.”

Shut the fuck up with this “dude probably should have read the fine print” stuff. This story is about you.

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

So if you’re an immigrant from an Asian country that had/has a repressive government, and you’ve been through some horrible things, chances are you have PTSD.

“It’s not happening to me, so I don’t care!”

That’s close

Modern corporate America: The customer is always wrong.

It makes you wonder what protection you’d have legally if you’d jumped in to help this guy being assaulted by non-cops. I’m guessing none.

If tiny business suits are the only other things besides leggings in a 10 year olds wardrobe, sure? Obviously this was something that her parents should have handled, the responsibility isn’t the 10 year olds. But the fact of the matter is: when using a free ticket, you abide by the rules of the free ticket. If it…

What’s especially despicable about United is the fact that this latest jaw-dropping incident doesn’t seem out of the ordinary for the airline. It was just a couple of weeks ago that United refused to allow three young girls to board their flight, because they were wearing leggings. United didn’t apologize for that…

we have the technology to fly airplanes but no way to tell how many tickets we’ve sold.

This makes United seem almost unbelievably incompetent. Why were people allowed to board if they knew not all of them were going to be on the plane? Denying someone boarding is way easier than asking someone who’s sitting down to get off.

In what universe is this not just a done-deal massive cash settlement for the poor sap they just dragged off the flight? Even if united had contractual authority to remove passengers for this reason, doing so BY FORCE seems like it’s just making someone a millionaire overnight...

United should have just gotten a rental car for their employees that needed to get to Louisville for the next day. It’s a 4.5-5.5 hour drive according to Google maps.

Am I the only one who is a bit scared for the general public because of idiots who buy these cars and can’t control them properly?

At this point its like whatever too me. They teased us for too long. I would have rather had an all new Challanger than this. This is the equivalent of an old guy thinking he’s cool because he lost weight and got a leather jacket and some shades.

so I’m at the self-checkout register at safeway. I’m pretty damned good at this so I’m never more than a couple of minutes from start-to-finish. I’m packing up my groceries (like 5-6 items?) and I feel this presence at my shoulder. it’s some 85yo granny trying to take over the register. so I look up at her and…

How can you write Fast and Furious X when the title is so obviously going to be Fur10us?

something about need for speed Porsche unleashed ....