Kudos to you for knowing the difference between a bobcat and a forklift! Torchinsky obviously doesn’t.

At least they can now claim the truck as a dead weight.

My dad did a similar thing. He bought limestone gravel in the morning (one bucket load filled up a trailer) for about $15. He went back in the afternoon for another load, he didn’t get out of the truck this time and just had them fill it up again. He thought they charged him wrong because this time is was $40 bucks…

No schist! That’s a gneiss one.

I was surprised that the pallet wasn’t instant kindling when the bolder dropped.

Trying to haul that in a full sized pickup would have been crazy. Doing it a Ranger though was much bolder.

The truth is that non-morons (read: landscape professionals) transport quantities like that by trailer or via dump truck.

It’s easier getting rocks on than getting rocks off.

“Watch out, leaf springs are gonna shoot out the side” Cameraman fucking called it

Something tells me this would have been the trailer those guys would have chosen....

with the added benefit of taking miles off your odometer.

Yeah, that’s not a forklift.

Well dropping it into the bed also makes it weigh more (momentarily).

Also, how was he planning to get that out of the bed? Hand truck?

I’d be curious what automaker since most car commercials show their vehicles doing all manner of stuff you shouldn’t really do on the road.

If they wanted to make it cool, they would have murdered out the tail lights so they don’t work anymore.

Does the Pacifica need to be put in Park for the power doors to operate?