You know what nobody has commented on? That when the cops did dhow up they were wiping donut crumbs off their shirts, blotting coffee stains off the front of their pants, and trying stash the Shipley’s box inconspicuously somewhere.

I would add a couple of passably attractive females (or shemales based on your preference). God knows, if you’re going to be stuck for 15-17 hours without moving you’re going to need some good sex to keep you sane.

That was the first mistake.  Re-admitting them.

And if it is Texas/Louisiana it might as well be Mexico to me.

Nah...Virginia too. They’re a bunch of total fuckheads in that state.

A fraudster...maybe. But a fucking babe...absolutely! She definitely has a second career ready for when she gets out of prison. She can be a major porn star.

Yeah...let’s talk about the photo of the author, with her heart-shaped “queer” earrings. She had to be gay! She looks like the type of bitch who couldn’t get a guy to shove his dick in her if she was holding a gun on him.

And just think...as a bi woman you can be lying in bed with a woman on one side and a guy (or shemale) on the other and alternate what you put in your mouth throughout the night.

The hung put in homo bathrooms and blew cock for a buck!

I was “never going to get a man”

Sounds like you come from a family of super fuckwads.  What do you think they would say/do if you told them you were fucking a nigger?

Why? Are you trying to tell me that 99% of the men in the world wouldn’t cut off one of their arms (the one they don’t jerk off with) to cram their dick down Ghislaine’s throat? At least so long as there was a couple of 14-yerar old girls to to hep thongs along.

No sense trying to silence Johnny Rotten.  He couldn’t have ever said much...there was always a cock stuffed in his mouth.

Oh good...only 12 more hours tow wait.

Choose the former...I’ll bring the marshmallows.

What the fuck is an ‘arse’?  Oh...you must be fucking British.

Who give a shit. Anybody who reads that drivel is an out and out cunt anyway.

S-O-M, anything black is more manly.  Particularly if its a nigger cock cramming its way into some guy’s asshole.

PA you need to take it in the ass a little more.  That might fix your problem.

Too bad that didn’t work for you. I could have bought the apartment on the other side of you, we could have had our own doors and tunnels and you could have been getting it every night of the week.