You don’t have to commute to your husband’s house.  You can just come over to my house and I’ll fill in for him.

The last part of your comment hits home. I regret telling my wife that I wanted to fuck a shemale in the ass while she watched.  We are no longer communicating.

Who the fuck cares? So Andy fucked a 17-year old. He wasn’t the only one, but he’s the only one being tagged.

Who fucking cares...all that matters is that he is a billionaire

He was fucking rich...and he was fucking young girls!

_{Look, I’m Canadian so anything I say is only a comment from an outsider.}

And the unspoken joy of having ham instead of turkey leftovers in the fridge is that you can cram that mound of meat right up your asshole without having to worry if stray bones or odd bits of hanging wrinkly skin are going to interfere with your pleasure. And...you can walk around for a week or so, with that loaded…

Jesus Fucking Christ!!!!

Only if they catch you! The ‘grey’ market is alive and well.

I’m basically just hanging around my place waiting for women I know to show up and commiserate that Christmas is over and that it seems like forever until New Year’s Eve gets here. You0 would be amazed at the number of these women who really just want an excuse to fuck...or do some other kinky sex shit. I’m always afra…

So we all know what Trump has been doing every day.  But what about his cunt of a wife?  Do you think she’s fucking other guys behind his back?

Well...to be fair...when you shove horse deworming paste up your asshole I’m told that it feels really satisfying and that it immediately turns what was a one-way street into a major two-way thoroughfare. You can get fucked in the asshole repeatedly and enjoy it every time.

The real problem is that the majority of Americans are idiotic pieces of shit  who think that their own doesn’t smell!  Trump is their proof that you can rise to the top by caring only about yourself!  Good going Americans!

I’ll wear a Grinch mask at holiday parties...along with my realistic looking, fully erect, 14-inch strap-on (over my own puny appendage) over my pants. Let’s see if I get lucky!

He’s packing about 14" with a head like a small orange.

You should see his fucking dick!

Just because they didn’t show it too much doesn’t mean they didn’t do it. I have it on fairly good authority that the girls got up to to things like rim parties pretty much every week...you know those things where girls lick each others asshole in between sips of wine.  Can’t wait until that stuff makes it onscreen.

Four of the five bedrooms are working rooms...these women fuck for a living. They do straight, lesbo, shemale, B&D, piss & scat, you know...the whole range. As soon as TV gets the license to show real raunchy XXX-rated stuff you’re going to see how they afford those place. Same goes for Friends. I’m pretty sure Monica…

Who the fuck cares about Joan Didion...we all have to die sometime.

Take a pill...a really big pill shithead!