Not at issue here...unless of course the owner was in the backseat getting a hummer from one os the other passengers and had his eyes closed.

Yeah...but there is no way y0u can be getting a blow job in the back seat and driving at the same time.

Hey...it’s fucking Florida. That is probably in the top 10% of roads in the state.

He was probably thinking “this sure is a shitty fucking road...let’s speed up and get off it quicker.”

But not before they can fuck. Don’t forget the most important thing.

Look, driving tests and requirements for same have improved greatly over the years. I had a 99-year old uncle who used to brag that all he had to do to get a driver’s license was be 15 and pay the $2.50 fee. His driving skills were consistent with that...he was easily with worst fucking driver I’ve ever known. I was…

Meghan’s really upset because Whoopi out the word out and there isn’t a nigger cock in the whole country who would do Meghan!

I think you have to be more explicit. People are pissed off at Jonah Hill, not because he is surfing...but because he is buttsurfing!

The big problem is that the left...the entire fucking left...is afraid of its own shadow and does not have the courage of its supposed convictions. You know...talk is cheap...doing anything more than talk is fucking impossible with Democrats.

Lots to talk about!

Being big is OK...if you stay firm, and learn to take it up the ass! Go girl!

Who fucking cares? If he has a big enough dick than Nicole will be onside with it...and that really matters.

Sounds like there just needed to be a situation in which your mother and father could be alone in a room for awhile. He would have ended up slipping her the nut, she would have gobbled him a couple of times...and they would have solved their problems and still be together today.

Are you really fucking nuts or is it just an excuse to write a comment to Jezebel?

The only thing that will satisfy the watchers of this show is boning...but only ass boning. No suck PiV, no Pim or Vim...just all-out major ass-boning.  Probably followed by a shot of two fingers scooping cum out of an asshole and depositing it in their own mouth!

I’m pretty sure that if I got to go on a date with Zara Larsson and I got to “put my fingers up there” we could forget all about the bowling. Hopefully that would not make her feel ‘misarble’.

I’d give everything I have if the female cops where I live would let me eat them when they’re on a call!

Send him over to my neighborhood...way too many fucking babies around here!

You sound like a fucking idiot!

Stressed him out, why? Because he was worried about getting his ass fuckign kicked publicly?