But what he does is pick up a couple of lesbos and take them home to his place so he can watch them lick slits and stuff.

On top of that Ryan Reynolds is kind of a fucking queer anyway!

Look...I’m not disagreeing with tu but I’m pretty sure Vanessa Bryant is all too familiar with ways to make money, and I’m pretty sure she has received a fair bit of coaching over the past 1-1/2 years.

No...but it means they don’t pork!

Did you ever let the married guy sniff your asshole?

Do you think he was maybe trying to fuck you?

I’m pretty sure if you look hard enough you can find someone who will sell you a phony passport that says something like ‘Haiti’ on it. The hard part then is convincing everybody that you’re really a nigger.

And you know, with a family name like Poolaw I’m betting that Brittney was a ‘fun’ girl who was great at parties and had a decent, if somewhat flabby ass.

There’s many states crazier than Florida.  In fact I’m almost certain that your whole fucking country is batcrap crazy!

Perfect deal for most guys.  When they are fucking a pregnant woman it’s like being in a threesome.

Now there’s a photo of a guy who enjoys taking it up the ass...from niggers!

When you move in life you’re supposed to move up. Whythe fucj would you move from one shithole to another?

The only things that come from Texas are football players and fucking sluts. What position did your wife play?

Texas is for cunts!

Do you think Drew will give viewers and studio audience some tips on how to take it up the ass easily? I’ve been told by more than a few people who know her, that she is very good at it.

Cheapest abortion going....3 quarts of Coca-Cola, a bottle of 120 aspirins (or Tylenol if you have the $$$) and a couple of wire coat hangers. It’s messy, it hurts like fucking hell( so I’ve been told) but it’s a better option than raising the little fuck gift for 20 years.

What you do is add an ‘extender’ to the phrase “you look so cute today”. As in “you look so cute today...wanna suck my cock”. Not recommended for use in the real world.

And Daniel Craig likes going to gay bars because it’s much easier to find a guy who will cram his cock into your ass outside the storage room.

Cuck...you can say anything you want!

Never trust anything from a guy named “Wang Dong”. That’s like having a kid and naming it Bob Robert.