Holy fuck!  You sound like a bitter chunk of shit.

And now whores will use cellphones to let you pay for them.  It seems that getting fucked has never been easier.

Get the largest commercial enterprises involved in the process. If you get Coca-Cola and Bayer (the makers of aspirin) and who ever is the largest maker of shirt hangers working with you, the problem is solved. Somebody coordinate a package with the right mix of all three, and any woman who really wants to have an…

You sound like nigger bitch...amirite?

C’mon...so southern guys like to drag naked niggers behind their motorboats to see what kind of action they get.  Where has the fun in life gone?

Yeah...he’s living in his parents basement.

Yeah but in that situation you get kinda tired of sucking cocks for a whole lot of people who are covering for you.

On another tack...can the coroner find out if she was getting fucked when she was strangled? You know one of those sex games that went too far, like the Australian rocker? They found him dead with his cock still in his hands. I’ll never figure out why a rock star had to strangle himself when he was jerking off, rather…

Because it still smells like you and that turns her on!

And a perfectly good answer it is.

Problem solved! Don’t have a fucking fat 5-year old.

You have to read between the lines.

I’m dressing up as a cunt!  You know...Donald Trump!

What the fuck do you expect? It’s Texas. Average IQ- general population = 64. Average IQ - politicians = 54. Average dick length - all men = 3". Average cunt size - all women = fucking huge and sloppy.  I’ve been in Texas many, many, many times over the past 30 years. I’ve been fortunate enough to be able to slide my…

Well, take a close look at the guy doing the sitting. What the fuck do you expect?

Better yet...have Cali and Oregon and Washington and BC form a new country.  Guaranteed to be a success.

Just get Bugs Bunny with his trusty saw and then they can have Florida.

No fucking way. America doesn’t own any ‘cold tundra’ (outside of parts of Alaska) and there is no fucking way in hell anybody would sell them some.

She needs that body so 3 guys can fuck her in the ass at the same time.

Well her message is not a whole lot different than what she has said for years. You know...”stick it in me!”