Yeah...I really want introspective moments when the audience is forced to view some cumslut’s analysis of her cumslut life and wonders if she would have been better to charge $25 for a blowjob rather than $15.

Yeah...a diet of bananas and peanuts. That’s the fucking best.

So...who fucking cares about you?

Why is it in stories like this the aggrieved female always has a fucking ‘toddler’. Can’t anybody stop fucking long enough to figure out what life is like?

Learn to take it up the ass Lucy.  That’s always in demand.

I’m convinced that some real ‘mountain man’ has taken him in to have fun with...and spends his days plunging in and out of Laundrie’s ass until he’s too tired to go keep on.

Always have to do a ‘one up’ don’t you?  Fuck right off.

You been living in your closet since you were born?

Why? We all know that niggers were used to lure gators in the old days (maybe also the new days, who knows?)

Yeah SP128...get the fuck with it!  As if anybody gives a shit.

No! It’s because she was a fucking babe and almost every guy in America would have loved to get his dick wet in her.

But she has a fabulous ass so who cares?

I’m no expert on th3e Royal Family finances but I’m pretty sure that Andy boy has enough resources behind him that he can live quite handsomely without getting a farthing from the family.  He’ll always be able to shove a farthing or two up some young slut’s asshole just for the fun of it.

Well, I’m kind of on William’s side on the ‘gay’ issue...even though he is a fucking retard. I mean really. Your dick is just looking for a nice warm hole...it doesn’t matter what is attached to it.

Nice! So you don’t have a hope if you fuck around on your wife and catch something. She’ll tell by the smell.

But she is being a bit disingenuous...you can always go back the next day and get a haircut fixed. A bad fuck will forever be a bad fuck...you can have other future fucks, but there is not way of fixing the bad one.

Yeah but going from knowing how to operate a dishwasher to not knowing is completely different than sex. I’m gonna bet everything that I have that there is not one man in this world who...having shoved his dick up a pussy at least one time...every forgets how to do it.

Not likely...he was too busy trying to get one of the young girls carrying the score to let him shoot cum all over her tits!

Typical fucking Brit...using the word “arse” because it’s considered more polite.  Call it what it is man!

“Incorrigible”? As in a complete fucking asshole?