But I don’t think there are very many people in the world who want to cram their tongue up Sting’s asshole. And remember the whole premise of SNL (and any other TV show) is to attract viewers. My tongue was just throbbing at the thought of exploring Kim.

God didn’t need a girl.  I don’t think he fucked.

Any server getting one of those in place of a tip would be well served by chasing the offending customer and shoving the rolled up pamphlet firmly up his or her asshole!  No lubrication.

So what that means is you could have guest-starred in one of the classic western TV shows...like Wagon Train or Bonanza or Rifleman...and not looked out of place.

So...the trick was to go naked. The sweater would have come in handy.

He sounds like a fucking cumslurper!

Veronica...do you have a sister named Natalie?

Yes...particularly if you knew it had spent some time in the dentist’s asshole before you got it.

Ate what?

Yeah but what you didn’t know was that the dentist had scrubbed the inside of his asshole with every one of those toothbrushes before they became Hallowe’en handouts.

Eating them is a ball.

You’re right! The only time a girl (of any age) is allowed to scream like that is is some huge nigger is trying to cram his monster cock up her asshole unlubricated.

Who the fuck would buy that kind of shit?

Cunts who poison kids.

Your ass! Look...this is stupid cop humor (look at the author). The “shiny side” means the painted side of your car...in other words make sure the tires are always on the ground and the shiny side points ip. In other words, drive carefully. Typical cop fucking brain dead attempt at humor. But then again it is Jackson,…

Let’s face the truth and stop bullshitting everybody. Candice Cameron Bure is nothing more than a smelly cunt!!!!  There I said it.

Holy fuck!!! Way to make a relatively simple issue overly fucking complicated. Look...you’ve got a dick! It’s need to get wet occasionally (not in the shower), and there is a plentitude of pussy (and more than a few assholes) just waiting to be plumbed. Don’t make this a life quest...to find the perfect home for your…

Yeah...but Zephyr Teachout has the best looking cunt and ass of any of them.

Britney Spears sounds more and more like a brain-dead stupid cunt!

Fucking Texas...what the hell did everybody expect? The brain-dead bozos that pass for voters in that chunk of shit state did what they always do...us a Grade 3 reasoning process for an adult problem. The biggest concern is that they cannot explain the decision using words that have more that two syllables or espousing…