austin2603
LongandThick
austin2603

Define what you mean by ‘engaging’.

Well that’s gonna be a problem for the Donald...after all the public discourse about the size of his hands.

No...don’t talk to them about it. Call them all into a room, close the door, disrobe, lean back on a desk, spread your legs and splay the lips with your fingers so they can all get a first hand look.  No talking required.

What does she do when she doesn’t want to fuck. Taco Bell ain’t gonna be no help then.

What do you want when you’re having your asshole sucked by a chubby Mexican teenager?

That’s what I can my cock...Cheesy Gordito Crunch. I get more fucking action then you can shake a stick at.

Nah...El Torito is famous in Southern California. Unfortunately it’s idea of carnitas is to take a bag of shit (I mean literal shir...dog or horse) and slow cook it with various spices.

Yes! When people want real Mexican food they go to a place that used to be a gas station in a former, better, life...and they order some shit called ‘carnitas’. I mean how much more Mexican can you get than to eat in an old gas station?

And not one of them will blow him.

She’s right. Her son says to her “hey pus cunt...come and blow me.”  And she does.

He doesn’t give a fuck!  He’s got oodles of money.

Kyrsten Sinema may be a ‘turd’ in the punchbowl but I’d love to be in a position to lick where her turds come from.  She may be a cunty bitch but shge has got an ass that does not quit.

Why would anyone inject Home Depot caulk when they could pull a guy off the street and inject some real caulk (play on words here).

So...are you a nigger?

Yeah...if you want something larger (talking to guys here...and maybe a few shemales) get something worthwhile made larger. Like your dick!

Which...in the real final analysis...was a completely shitty movie.

You mean like the ‘chicken neck’ on the guy who got so many tattoos so he would never be in any danger of being able to get a ‘real job’?  Like leading the house band for Conan O’Brian and never having to work again when the show folded.  What a complete fucking dipshit Travis Barker is.

Nice spelling!  Do you spell the word cunt “cuuhhnnt”?

I have a girlfriend who is also an amateur baker...her favorite thing is to whip up a batch of cake frosting, paint my dick with it and then enjoy it!

Hahahahahaha! So far Ms. Harris has not demonstrated any ability to air any well-thought words for America. She will get better and as long as she keeps fine tuning her gorgeous ass she’s the woman for me.