Or, in R. Kelly’s case “gonna protect myself properly” (gonna wear the mask around his dick and nuts).

Nice finger in your pic.  Does it fit up your ass?

But does she have an OK ass?

Who gives a shit?  He’s not gonna be able to spend the money in fucking prison.

Why?  For fuck’s sake why?  You gotta do better than that Julia Q. or don’t fucking post on here anymore.

There is a 5th (R. Kelly) category “gonna protect myself properly” (wears the mask over his dick and balls).

I hope your username tells people the way you sleep.

If you wear it properly you can’t snort cum from your lawyer’s dick in the meeting room.  Gotta be on top of these things.

I know a guy who says he went to someone like these two women to get an injection...in his cock! He says that he can now pull out a 14-incher that makes women pass out! And it is always ready. Sign me up.

Holy shit! “Vaxxed, waxed, and ready to party”. Can you imagine Anna Navarro with a full Brazilian?  That would be some party!

Yeah...boiling things in a bag.  Like 10 lbs. of shit.

Easy solution to your worry...only let guys fuck you in the ass in the suture.  Save the good part of you for other women.

I hope you managed to give that boss a kick in the nuts...and then shoved a couple of snacks up his asshole!

Give the malkes in your family a kick in the nuts...that’ll change things.

I hope that when he “got here” you gave him a kick in the balls.

Give him a kick in the balls OR tell him he can only fuck you in the ass from now on with his needle dick. That way he’ll have to deal with two things he doesn’t like.

That’s absolute bullshit! There is one 100% effective way to express resentment and hurt. Take a shit in the guy’s bed (or on his side of the bed) before he gets in. You’ll never have another problem.

Did he shove his cock in your open mouth?

He sounds like a real cunt! Give him a kick in the balls tomorrow...you’ll have no problems after that.

He sounds like a useless cunt!