The real problem...as I see it...is that all of the women marching, carrying signs, and bellowing over bullhorns about the need for abortion (the singular use) look like the types that couldn’t get fucked (and pregnant) if they had a gun.  Why is it that these marginal-looking people are always the loudest.

Yeah...there was never anything better than grassing somebody out!

You sound like a real fun kind of guy!

Nice username...you referring to your asshole?

Yeah...I wouldn’t drive again either. Not much chance of lightning striking twice...you know, coming across another drunk to punt into the river.

I’m pretty sure that it isn’t the fact that he killed someone...it’s more worrying about how he’s going to pay for wrecking the fucking car.

So, are you a coon?

You must be an asshole if you start to let yourself look like a thumb.

Yeah...thumbs that have just been pulled out of assholes (probably not their own).

That’ll be you if you eat too much McDonald’s ice cream.

Well...you eat very much of McDonald’s ice cream and you’ll have some very interesting ‘poops’ to deal with.

Continue to print their stuff...but make the quality so fucking bad that they’ll soon stop asking you.

Barak and Lauren sound like the perfect couple.

Unfortunately, Jen comes across as a real pinhead!  I doubt that she will be able to give you anything meaningful other than a selection of donuts to try!

No! Don’t fuck Republicans...there’ll be a horde of the bastards, particularly because they don’t do abortions.

Just think...if you had a 21-year old child now, and it was a boy, you could be having all the free fucking you ever want without it going outside the house.

You’re right. I’m going to load up on coat hangers and bottles of Coke (the real stuff, not Coke Zero or the diet shit).  There’s money to be made!

You must have read that somewhere...you know as in a Barretta novel. His favorite line “Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time”. A perfect corollary.

Holy shit! Just keep tilting at windmills.

Not sure why you even care. The only possible good thing that will come from the new Texas law is that most women (except for the obvious pinheads like Jen) will be a little more discreet about the cocks they let blow a load inside them. Like I said in an earlier response to you...assfucking only is the logical…