You know how they got pregnant in the first place. They fucked some guy...probably because they needed money. Forget all about COVID...any woman (or girl) with an ounce of intelligence would know that you don’t let some guy spray his baby batter all over your insides.

Again...it’s Jen not Jan. It was something else...it was fucking guys for money at the height of a pandemic. How the hell do you fuck some guy when you’re supposed to observe the ‘6 feet’ rule? Maybe the guy was inventive. Maybe he blew his load in a spoon, let her pick up the spoon after he moved 6 feet away and then…

It’s Jen, not ‘Jan’ and in reading her story she sounds like the type of pinhead who would get pregnant. Didn’t pay attention to just about anything going on, obviously didn’t understand anything in the news or on TV, and when her friend finally clued her in she ‘freaked’. And working in a fucking donut shop to boot.…

And maybe the baby is just a dummy!

She ate some and shoved the remainder up her ass!

You’re right!  To bed...to fuck!

He was a fucking nutbar of the highest order!

She did! She included a pair of crotchless panties so that she didn’t have to get undressed to fuck...or piss standing up!

So the solution is...get a decent hair cut, show some tit and maybe ass on the stand and pretend to have a squirting orgasm every now and then. Would work on me.

Learn to spell SP!

What is everybody expecting?  The guy is a fucking nigger!

Learn how to spell hootiehoo2....you’re probably attract more women that way.

Holy Christ Melizmatic have you checked out Ashley Reese carefully enough? She’s got fucking melons, each one the size of your head, and an ass that is to die for. So, unless you’re a real pinhead I wouldn’t be calling her ‘dude’ anymore.

Mrs. Funkhouser can’t be all those great things if she married you. But then again, maybe you have a huge cock and you can part your hair with your tongue!

No...that’d be old hat.  He’s been ufcking her since he was 11-years old.  And in the ass too!

Yes they should be! Because they’re invariably queer as a three-dollar bill.

You don’t need to get your point across. The cretins that comment here(including me) are generally a bunch of brain-dead chunks of shit!

Yeah!  I’d hate to see this guy’s dick!  It’s probably had the life wrung out of it many, many, many times.

I think what you’re trying to say is that so guy came inside her...by mistake.  That’s why every 12-year old should get lessons in ass-fucking so the same shit doesn’t happen to them.

Holy fuck!  Are you some kind of psychiatrist or something else that’s really smart?