C’mon over some night. I think I can make your forget all about Keanu, Terry, Paul and Dave. Or at least move them lower down the list. Nothing better (or hornier) than hatchet-faced, married nerds.

The only thing I get from that comment is that your right (or maybe your left) palm is developing thick calluses.

I’m pretty sure it worked for all the guys who saw the movie.  The dreaming at night must have been sensational!

Madonna was in her “i’m a dyke” stage so her and Rosie having bit parts was correct...bits of each other.

Nah...not really!

Who cares?

She wouldn’t be if she washed her cunt every day!

You are what your cunt tastes like!

Big deal!  She’s got a fabulous ass and great tits!

What he really meant to say was “Sit on my face Debra, Sit!”

Mmmm...can I stand in line behind (no pun intended) her?

She may no be the greatest actress who ever lived but if you’ve seen The Sheltering Sky the scenes where she is naked are enough to make any man in the world cum in his pants...repeatedly!  I have been told by people who know that there was no body double involved.

What about Gordie Howe? Or does your memory not go back that far?

Roy Rogers?  Don’t remember the restaurant but I do remember the Dale Evans quote when she was asked what she thought of ol’ Roy having Trigger stuffed and mounted.  Dale said she wished that Roy would do that to her but in reverse order.

Just to further provoke conservatives a dress code should be amended to declare that girls must attend school in the proper clothing (let that be defined elsewhere) but must also go ‘commando’ at all times,...so as to stimulate imagination. Talk about putting the fox among the chickens.

And what is sexier and more alluring than a girl’s tongue...particularly when it is curled around a boy’s cock!

Holy shit! You’ve completely overlooked the fact that odango otama is ‘not a man’ and if you had played nice there is an even chance that you could have got your dick wet (assuming you are a man) sometime in the future.

In front of a whole lot of people (so there can be no he said/she said aftermath) Alan Dershowitz needs to be made to suck Donald Trump’s cock to completion...and then swallow!

Yeah, so be prepared to buy shampoo like 18 - 24 times a fucking month!

Simple solution. Don’t use toilet paper. Use your shirttail, or...if you are a woman...use your fingers!