Learn how to spell fuckwad!

Yes they do...the half dozen dollar stores aren’t filled with fucking kooks, whores, druggies and people with an IQ no bigger than the average woman’s tit size.

That’s what my girlfriend’s sister said about sucking my cock.  Gets expensive...with all the melted butter... to get a blowjob from her.

Easy way to solve the problem. Let the guy into a DG store...follow him in as he hunts for the elusive Hot Wheels model...produce the model and then jam it squarely up his asshole. He’ll never come back!

You fucking crook.  You’re supposed to carry enough volume to satisfy all demand.

So what do you do about the welfare mom who takes her six fucking kids to Seven-Eleven within 20 minute sof getting her welfare cheque, buying her weekly groceries at inflated prices and ...on the way out of the store...loading all the little fuckers and herself up with 64-ounce Slurpees and about 8 dozen fucking Ding…

The best thing about Walmart is the clothes that some of the shoppers wear...particularly late at night (the superstore near where I live was actually open 24 hours a day for its first few years...you saw some really great stuff at 3:30am). I actually saw a gaggle of whores trying on thong underwear right out in the…

And most people don’t have a vehicle large enough to shove a Costco pack of 128 rolls of toilet paper into.

The best thing about the lower price grocery stores is that you can go in, and quietly jerk off and blow your load in some of the bulk food bins. People never notice and still buy the stuff. Ha! Ha! Ha!

They don’t fucking need to.

Learn how to spell fuckwad...it’s ‘prey’ not ‘pray’!

Well Marty, all I can say is if you are even considering buying 40 lbs. of cat food in one shot then you must have one huge fuckload of cats in your house...which means that it probably stinks like a drug-addled, homeless derelict’s (you know...a person who can fit all of their possessions in a small paper bag) dirty…

Who gives a fuck about that show. The woman’s voice was enough to make you want to stab yourself in the eyeballs.

So that’s two flutes that Lizzo plays....musical flute and the skin flute!  So I’ve heard.

I’ve heard that Matt Walsh sucks a lot...I wonder what kind of guys he sucks.

He did cut his hair...unfortunately it was his pubic hair. Apparently he looks like a 6-year old down there.

I have a sneaking feeling that she’ll not be doing any tours...she’ll be the house singer at one of those outback whorehouses in Nevada. You know...a chance to pull in some extra cash doing something other than singing.

Better yet...just walk over and take a massive shit on it!

There is more to running things than caring about women’s rights!

Shows you that Jezebel has a keen sense of how to make money, and that its American readers are a bunch of brainfucked assholes!