This is a random nit-pick that is not the point of the article, but aren’t frozen vegetables actually perfectly fine and nutritious to eat?

That TJ’s in the photo is (was) my after-therapy emotional shopping stop but it’s too far away for me to get to comfortably in pandemic  times. I miss it so.

This is for exfoliating dead skin on your scalp.

This is for exfoliating dead skin on your scalp.

This is for exfoliating dead skin on your scalp.

This is for exfoliating dead skin on your scalp.

This is for exfoliating dead skin on your scalp.

This is for exfoliating dead skin on your scalp.

Can confirm. Dated and lived with an ex-professional chef for years and he was pretty much incapable of making a healthy meal. That being said, everything he ever cooked was damn delicious. Thank you, butter.

And of course the follow-up: “I killed some more people!”

Is the Azores link incorrect? It doesn’t match up with the description here.

Is the Azores link incorrect? It doesn’t match up with the description here.

This is good.

We’ve found the minor chaos demon

Actually this introvert is firmly against “OK.” or really any one-word-with-a-period messages because they so obviously have a more rude/displeased tone than what you’d write if you were talking in real life.

Dump ‘em on some whole grain toast to gain extra depression health points

PLEASE. Everything I love is terrible for me and everything I hate is good for me.

Even a loaf of regular sandwich bread tends to have a bunch of added sugar—it’s fucking everywhere.

Why on earth does someone have to look a certain way to tell me the weather? Why would I care? People do not have to be beautiful to be smart or go on tv.

I just can’t imagine caring so much about a stranger’s tummy and how it looks in a dress that I’d earnestly tweet at her requesting her to change the way she dresses.....It just does not compute. Do these people not have any hobbies? Nothing more stressful to focus their worried energy on?

I can’t even be mad, that rat is having the best god damn day of its life

This is 100% true, and even BETTER when your beloved friend has a car and you don’t.

They’ve already done cinnamon roll Oreos!

It is not cinnamon, and it is not graham cracker. It is Nabisco’s cinnamon graham cracker and on this I would bet my LIFE.