WHERE IS STEPH’S HANDSHAKE. Paul literally said it was one of the best things he’s eaten in years and even Noel thought he was going to give one out. What gives, Paul?

It’s fun to take the real-life logistics and apply them to a story: a house that’s manipulating our hero by hiding and revealing key items at certain points, for maximum fuckery...

JESUS

SO MANY MORE QUESTIONS

My boyfriend not only leaves the faucet on while he brushes, he leaves it on full blast. He also does this while he flosses, because he uses plackers and likes to rinse them off as he goes. (I wipe them off on a piece of TP but I actually have no idea what’s considered the norm.) It’s tough to watch but I’ve pointed…

My main guess is honestly just that there’s more risk involved with older actors. They might have less stamina which would restrict the demanding hours of shooting schedules, they might uh, die, etc. But I agree that Whoopi looks a lot younger than her age and the make-up artist really has their work cut out for them.

As a girlfriend who has facial towels, I do not even need to read the explanation to answer with my loudest scream, YES

It’s already killed quite a few!

Getting Lasik to better arm myself for society’s inevitable violent collapse vs my fear of having to keep my eyes open while someone points a laser beam right at them is a ongoing battle that crosses my mind at least once a day.

Whatever keeps up (or increases) their communication or interaction is good to aim for, I think. That could be basic texting/messaging, a regular weekly phone call “date”, care package trades, online multi-player gaming, etc.

When you were old enough to notice or care about children having tantrums, you probably weren’t hanging out with very many. Now that you’re older and have kids, like you say yourself, you spend a lot more time with kids which means statistically you’re going to see more tantrums.

Dude then why are you even here

What are the chances that the time it took the guy to write out a note would’ve been the same as just taking her order?

(He’s always had alopecia/been bald—he used to have to wear wigs for his work)

VERY excited. I don’t really know what to expect from this story, and that’s how I want it to be.

Henry is a VERY GOOD BOY. Also, wtf, hi Trixie!

This is someone who clearly hates everything about themselves except the fact that they’re good at videogames

This show looks like cheesy, beautiful garbage and I’m all for it. It’s the stuff my middle-school dreams were made of.

“Yes, because it’s not always about the money you will earn with a degree. Advanced education broadens your world, introduces you to differing ideas, teaches you to think critically. It should challenge and inspire you. It should show you things you may not have had access to before. You should leave with a broader…

Not having your partner’s hairs in the sink...that is the dream.