If my boyfriend and I didn’t have our own separate rooms in our 4-person apartment (one shared bed) (for him and I, that is) then I would have thrown him out the window years ago. I’m way too introverted, and he’s way too messy, for us to share 100% of our spaces. So yeah, this doesn’t seem too far-off.

The Lydias are definitely not on the level of the commanders or their wives--they serve them. They just rank higher than the Handmaids or Marthas.

I have bad news for you, Lizzo is very popular and AV Club doesn’t have much to do with it.

Also, it’s just really to go “WHITE CLAW!”

Boston is feeling this real bad, although I’m not sure what the situation is for other New England cities.

(You could argue that the fact that they can carry a gun into a public business is a problem)

Or....sometimes you’re not hungry enough to eat everything that’s supplied in one entree. Have you never ordered something and had it turn out to be way more than what you were expecting? Or ordered something specifically with the idea of having leftovers for tomorrow’s lunch/dinner?

The headline is

I feel like 99% of the time when I see anyone get a to-go box, it’s just done at the table and usually by the customer themselves. Is that not the norm?

Maybe this is a stupid question, but is the singing in these videos automated/not real/pulled from some kind of stock audio database? All I can think about with these is the idea of someone recording new vocal tracks and it confuses me to no end.

“Oh shit, there’s stickers!” will always be one of my favorite line deliveries of Dee’s.

And Murray’s god damn corn dog dance in the background :(

Ugh came here to say the same thing. No THANK you. (Except...please more.)

Also, if we were going to get a live-action Coraline, the child character should probably be played be a child or am I crazy?

“God I’m too smart for this dumb show, it’s so bad, but I’m going to keep watching it anyways”

SOMEBODY PLEASE JUST PLAY D&D WITH WILL

- Is totally willing to open up that curiosity door with you

Mr. Clarke is also 100% Future-Dustin

Mr....Mr. Clarke?

Is her store a grocery store though? It seems like a general goods store (craft supplies, decorations, office supplies, etc.)