My heart hurts.

I mean, the fact that there is a situation where this quote is even WARRANTED is hilarious (in a terrible way) enough.

I mean, I’m a woman and my parents chose that spelling after Jane Austen, but go off I guess....a month and a half after I posted that comment. Having a boring day?

Goes to show how naive I am that I read the headline and thought this was some kind of stupid but lighthearted Ratatouille situation....

I agree wholeheartedly with each one of your stray observations! Mountain Claire is a look.

They probably meant "muggle"

I thought the same thing after seeing this one, which really featured only one (1) new fantastic beast. Can’t help but imagine they’ll drop that whole bit for the next three movies. They also still haven’t established why Newt the Zoologist is uh, a main character in this story.

Jeremy Bearimy, Janet and Michael explaining it, and Chidi attempting to understand it, is all very very very good.

Dolly Parton, drag queens, Jennifer Anniston, and a not-horribly-done message about body acceptance? Yes please. (Also, Dolly has to make a surprise cameo in this, right?)

I was wondering if that was her!!!

“...who refuse to hear opposing opinions and who react with disdain/anger/outrage/panic to anyone who’s not a member of your cult.”

Who. Do. I. Root. For?!

I'm okay with anything that puts Diego Luna on my screen. 

At least we can all agree, no matter where you’re flying to or out of, JetBlue is gonna make it as painless as possible.

I’m not going to lie, now that I’ve switched to a water flosser I just kind of...don’t...floss if I’m on vacation, because I didn’t know there was a portable version holy moly

I’m not going to lie, now that I’ve switched to a water flosser I just kind of...don’t...floss if I’m on vacation,…

THANK YOU TYRA

Even if she loses, I hope she keeps trying and working her butt off in the coming years. Georgia needs her!

God, especially when it’s in front of and speaking for people perfectly capable of thought but not capable of voicing those thoughts.

My defense is that Simone just broke a record in the world championships a couple of days ago so she’s on the brain, but I’m prepared to be embarrassed.

Simone deserves better!!!