“BUT MY PARENTS SPANKED ME AND I TURNED OUT PERFECTLY FINE” --people who don’t realize that their childhood actually probably sucked a little

Fentanyl is pretty fucking chilling.

Someone, somewhere on the internet, did a fun math session to figure out what the probable ratio of zombies to humans would realistically be and when things would level out, with the zombies eventually dying out as humans learned how to kill them and keep procreating, etc. Spoiler alert—as of a few seasons ago (when…

Not a spoiler. It was spoken about literally everywhere by the cast and showrunners because they wanted people to believe that Rick would die.

Alive and in a helicopter, flying towards 3+ movies.

There’s a difference when it’s your main character, aka the character that the entire show is framed around. A rick death would not a Sasha death make.

It’s really not a spoiler. It’s been spoken about in live panels, promotional materials, interviews, articles, etc etc. They wanted people to “know” (believe) that Rick would be dead so they could do this weak-ass plot twist. The fact that you didn’t hear about it is an accident.

The true zombies were the friends we made along the way!

At this point the zombies are going to need to start having zombie babies in order to justify their endless numbers...

Oof....

I DIDN'T KNOW PEGGY WAS KATHY NAJIMY UNTIL I SAW THIS PHOTO

Yeah, and I highly doubt she’s going to go stealing babies during the next flood. What is the point of this?

Sometimes the universe gifts you something you didn’t know you needed.

At the very least, this is HUGELY unprofessional, and shockingly stupid. At worst this is straight up sexual assault. Don’t do anything non-consensual to anyone’s genitals ever holy cow!!!!

but really what the fuck

Boston drinks. And cocktails here run around the $15 mark in general if you’re getting anything with more than two ingredients, so that might be why.

Holy shit. This woman and these cops just saved who knows how many lives.

Did they claim that though? 

It’s not a question of the quality of Blumhouse films--that’s not what this article is about. But Blumhouse puts out a lot of high-earning movies nowadays, and the fact that he can only name literally one woman who directs in his genre is, uh, worrying to say the least.

He isn’t being anti-women—he’s espousing a very naive and lazy attitude that unfortunately many other men in his position also believe. It’s not outright sexist, but it’s a symptom of an ancient, sexist system and when men in power operate under lazy assumptions like this, it still does damage by continuing a cycle…