I am Ikea’s dream customer. I go in fully intending to eat meatballs and ogle things I have no need for. I always express my gratitude when Ikea provides me with big tote bags, pencils, and measuring ribbons. I follow the path. It’s too late for me! Save yourself!

I as a citizen feel much safer knowing that this nutjob can defend his home from prowlers and hungry cousins with his personal firearm, as can I. Take away my guns over my cold dead salt and vinegar chips!!!

Such a disgusting attitude. Are victims of robbery expected to present cops with the evidence and then present it in court? We’re just demanding that assault victims do their own policework now?

Okay Starbucks, I see you!

I am so frightened of Gritty and his chaotic power, and yet I love him

GOP voters: She’s so weak and easily startle-able!

Wow what a great/cringe-worthy symbol of the state of gender politics right now!

I can see where you guys got confused! Don’t worry, Tom Hardy is in fact a Boyfriend, as this video of him reading a bedtime story to British children shows:

Not sure what world you’ve been living in where the previous administrations were this cruel, unprofessional, shameful, dramatic, embarrassing, etc. on a weekly basis.

Perfect, full autonomy would be great but inevitably it’ll involve more injuries and deaths on the way to perfecting that technology. I guess you could say the same thing about a lot of progressive inventions (like cars themselves) but the whole thing makes me uncomfortable.

God what a charmer. I could listen to/look at him all day.

Sure, let them hire some women to falsely accuse Democrats about sexually assaulting them, just to even the score. Then when those women come back demanding a hire fee because all of a sudden they’re getting death threats and people no longer know how to act around them and it’s kind of ruining their lives for the…

LET US KEEP THE BAT-DICK

Yeah she’s not shitting on them, but obviously going from being a CEO to being a barista is a reversal down the chain of command. And more than that, there are about a million and one barista positions available, just like retail positions and server positions. Doesn’t make them less important or difficult, just that…

Victimless pranks like this are the best kind of prank. Unlike that dude rubbing fruit on his ass in a grocery store for a YouTube prank.

I don’t mean to suggest that they might be restrained for other peoples’ saftey—I’m thinking of patients that are so insensible, they could do something that’d be a danger to themselves, or making it unsafe for them to be driven, ie standing/moving around a moving vehicle. (I have no idea what the victims here were…

It’s possible that they were patients who might be insensible and try to run away, or they might simply move aggressively—but they could be gently restrained, I can’t imagine that literally chaining them up would be necessary.

This is awful. Why were they chained when it’s a flooding emergency and the drivers/deputies would know there’d be a chance of this happening? How were the deputies not able to unlock the chains if it was their job to transport the patients? (Assuming that’s what’s meant by “deputies”.)

To be fair, I think they were just asking in case there’s something that can be learned by other people potentially in her situation—not to say that the woman deserved this because she “missed” something.

Cops do not need to show up to events that they don’t deem a crime or dangerous, which is the case here. To be honest, if I was the operator taking this person’s call, I’d think it was a prank.