Why the fuck would the cops even show up?

Yeah but I’m guessing you don’t squeeze in family time at the gym when you go after work. Let us judge this man we’ve never met!!

What’s especially sad is that he has time for two workouts but “family time” is crammed in there with meetings and work calls. Priorities, dude.

Yeees, go off Rabbi Neil Comess-Daniels of Beth Shir Shalom!

“I am a better person than all of these abortion-getters and this will result in a positive change”, says the criminal committing a dangerous, wasteful felony.

Oh no oh no oh no

Monica!!!!!!!

Fair.

That’s not an insult my guy. Look at me...whoring myself out for the melting pot of America. And loving it! Have a nice day!

It’s worse. They were peppermint. Thus the title of the movie I guess? The trailer presents this as a Big Deal. It’s excruciating.

The other part of the issue is that Latinx people are very rarely featured in US movies as anything besides crimelords, so it’s just a shitty continuation of lazy writing that actively sets up a very real, very large group of people in a bad light. “What are white people scared of?” “Uh, hispanic men! With tank tops…

I’m already arranging a wine night to watch this movie

My bit was going to be, is that photo pre- or post-eye drops?

I wonder if anyone’s ever archived that older version? Is that even possible if the site’s still running?

I FORGOT ABOUT GURL.COM WOWOWOW

Oh man, this book was my bible. My friend and I would obsessively track the phases of our boobs according to the boob growth chart. I hope I still have my copy somewhere...

Shhh, let people like things

I’m guessing you don’t get invited to parties very much

I’m not going to lie, I completely missed that bit because I was so bored by this episode that I was looking at my phone most of the time.

This episode’s existence was so confusing. What was the point of this subplot? Was it all just so that Henry could get injured for some later important reason? (I haven’t seen the next episode yet.) It just felt like such a weird waste of time.