Look. I have giant tote bag needs. And once again, Martha has come through to help me. Watch out, Goodwill purge trips!!!!

And waiters!

Ugh, yeah, how many times did he use the word “precious”? As if these women are fragile, rare butterflies that need to be sheltered. If you think they’re so precious, help them get accessible childcare, help them get birth control, help them get local healthcare. Don’t insult them because they don’t have a husband.

Those quotes are the stuff of second-hand embarrassment nightmares. How tone-deaf, and just plain dumb, can a person be? “Ah, the funeral of one of the world’s most cherished singers is the best place to push my political thoughts. I’m going to insult a bunch of people in my own community. Also the woman I’m supposed…

More Dench content! More!!!!!

Hey maybe he’ll die!

LET SERENA HAVE HER FASHION!

Logistically and emotionally, what’s the best solution for a couple with a reactive dog? My sister has a dog who has bitten her on the face twice, so does that automatically mean the dog should be rehomed if/when they have a baby?

Ivanka, pssst Ivanka. Girl. Fuck off.

I got called out, along with apparently many other students at my school. It was one of those situations where they wanted me to pay a fine, but I could gamble on whether they’d chase after me if I didn’t pay up. (I didn’t, and they didn’t.)

Man, the last semester of my senior year I got called in because WB (I think it was?), who was monitoring our campus internet or however that works, was mad that I had illegally downloaded some episodes of Friends and wanted me to pony up big money. I was shocked—I had downloaded those back home on the other side of…

Which sucks, especially because many people (understandably) are not going to want to take the risk of keeping/using something after its marked expiration date.

This may be obvious, but I wish I had interned during college. I was pretty lazy about it in general, but I also didn’t understand how mandatory it is for most career fields now. When I graduated, my resume was “behind” everyone else’s so it took a long time to get the ball rolling. I wish I had put in the effort…

No no no! That was just a misunderstanding he had with the federal government, see?

At least he’s not just barely touching one nostril with this thumb.

That really disappointing feeling when you forget you’re wearing women’s jeans and you try to put your hands in your pockets :(

nnnnooooOOOOOOOO

$20 says that one of the parents in that group is deeply closeted.

It’s absolutely chilling. This has to be how people talked about black children leading up to/during the civil rights movement. (And yeah, probably still now in some parts.)

I was gonna try to find something cutting and smart to say, but honestly, I can’t think of anything beyond “This is fucking horrifying.”