Claire Forlani had an arc on Hawaii Five-O recently which isn’t great but it’s not nothing either. It was nice to see her again.

no I’m sorry it was the next sentence from the OP after what you quoted. I agree with you and was just adding that the follow up sentence also threw me for a loop.

unless the title refers to a new-ish character we know for sure has Skywalker blood, Kylo Ren

I met David Eckstein at an Anaheim Ducks game once. He signed my little brother’s program. Super nice guy.

‘Twas not Hellboy’s dick, but his pants killed the beast.

I loved watching sports with my dad around the time that Dirk and Ichiro made their respective debuts. Just like we marveled over the Detroit Redwings’ Red Army line of the mid 90s, these two guys came at the game in a different way than their North American counterparts and dominated. What a gift they were. I’m gonna…

I was under the impression that John Constantine had touched plenty of dongs.

Well if Hamill is the best Joker, surely Conroy is the best Batman. Bale is kind of terrible.

Nope. Mark Hamill is number one and you have revealed yourself to be a fraud.

Left-handed players are already a cheat code in this every sport

I’ve had a different experience. Petco is usually pretty chill but the last time I was there a bunch of white SD bros were screaming at an older Spanish-speaking Dodgers fan to “go back to [his] barrio!” and “fucking speak English!”. That said, I’ve been to every stadium on the west coast and personally I think…

Wait until Oxlade-Chamberlain returns to Liverpool. He and Alexander-Arnold have 32 letters between them. Add Henderson, Robertson, and Wijnaldum and that’s 59 letters to Chelsea’s 54.

I worked at a comic book store for 8 years, so I have collected a metric ton of fun nerd shit over the years, but one of the weirdest things I ever displayed was a hockey puck I got at a Weakerthans concert. They made a label and logo for a fictional hockey team, the Winnipeg Weatherthans, and my eyes lit up when I…

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Are highlight reels measured in distance or time? How many parsecs did it take? Who shot first, Messi or Greedo?

“Former GOAT” is an odd turn of phrase. Unless someone has surpassed his accomplishments in the past 10 years, which no one has, wouldn’t he still be the GOAT, despite his recent decline in play? That is, unless you more accurately consider Jack Nicklaus the GOAT, in which case Tiger never was.

I actually didn’t know this song until now (this is not a brag, I am just woefully out of touch) but if Dieter is okay with it, I guess so am I. He’s the best.

“DJ. Trauma.” His introduction in Event Horizon is perfect in its simplicity. Also a great dj name I assume it’s taken.

*reads headline*

Best team in California.