You’ve never played hockey, have you?

Hell yeah she is. What a woman.

I am super excited about Moulin Rouge One.

Which it 100% is.

There is no wrong way to make a grilled cheese sandwich. When it’s bad, it’s still good. That doesn’t mean you can’t perfect it.

I mean, why are you encouraging them???

I’ve never hated you more than right now.

Cold blooded.

That 3rd period collapse in the Olympic Gold Medal game was heartbreaking. This is a great step in the right direction, but I want Olympic blood.

There were 3 broadcasts, one neutral (TBS), one UNC Team Stream (TNT) and one Villanova Team Stream (TruTV), all Turner-owned cable stations, and sponsored by Bleacher Report, which is also owned by Turner. Seems pretty balanced to me.

Connecticut is about to win its fourth straight women’s basketball title (heretofore unprecedented in all of college hoops)

Oh wow, he’s actually literally diving.

This is a work of art.

This is superb Kinja because not only do you make an excellent, well-articulated point, but you also spelled ‘scorching’ with a K.

It does feel a bit Crosby/Ovechkin-y, but I think that’s only because McDavid missed so much time with the broken clavicle. McDavid had a slow first couple weeks, but he has since (when healthy) been consistently the best player on the ice. Eichel is exciting for sure, but he doesn’t seem as reliable as Connor. I…

I know right? I’m a thousand percent sure he wanted to say “sensational” but then he started thinking about how hungry he was and just blurted out “insatiable”.

Wait, so 100% percent this post is about how shameless it is to call this an article, not a comment about whether or not it’s racially insensitive. Right? Am I taking crazy pills?

I’m still not satisfied. Alexi, you are the Gollum to USA soccer’s Smigel. Leave now and never come back.

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“the downward spiral without him is alarming.”