No.

Seeing as how you keep telling me what I should say regarding my fandom, it feels like you actually are telling me to explain my fandom. To everyone, including myself, I guess.

But none of that is true so why would I say that? I didn’t actually give a reason Villa wasn’t a tenable option so I’m not sure which stated reasons don’t make sense.

My introduction to the EPL was first through video games and next through Man U’s world domination (a la the Yankee ambassador spot), but when I was in college I actually got to live in Birmingham, England for a year. Brum City wasn’t an option. Aston Villa even less so. Robbie Fowler was still around and Liverpool…

Also, grown ass men wearing panda hats is fucking great.

Dude, that’s awesome.

No, no, no, a thousand times no. I understand that SNL has had its peaks and valleys, but it always hits a little too close to home that the last two abysmal seasons happened after my HS friend joined the writing staff. BLAME CALIFORNIA, AMERICA.

I had a lab-chow mix, which the internet tells me is called a Chabrador (groan), and he was awesome. Super friendly, super fuzzy, and a spotted tongue. Maybe labrador was the dominant gene.

Why doesn’t any blogger count down to number one? Isn’t the point to build to a crescendo? You start with the best and then talk about crap we don’t like after? Jeezy creezy, I just don’t understand how that happens.

Everything about this is true except the headline. The summit will be the Super Bowl and his eventual defeat of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. I don’t hate the Patriots, but I’ve also not been a fan. Regardless, they have revealed themselves to be the standard by which all other teams are measured. When Kuechly and Cam…

The Vikings are trying to make the playoffs and Teddy Bridgewater just threw more touchdown passes than incompletions. There are plenty of reasons to watch that game besides Beckham.

What do you know? They’re little footballs.

This is the same lady that thought the Maurice Richard movie was called The Legend of Rocket Dick?

This is the first posterization in the history of Major League Baseball.

Andy Dwyer will cry himself to sleep tonight...

your lady voice is sexy

9 top tens in 19 tries. 6 top fives. 3 times a runner up. Even though he’s so young, this was a long time coming.

Kyrgioser and Kyrgioser...

Brook Jacoby

Are we sure that’s not Lauren Lapkus?